Iran: A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight

Donald Trump Just Casually Announced the Destruction of an Entire Civilization and I Need a Drink

It’s like Family Matters except the family is 8 billion people and what matters is that they're all about to be vaporized.

Disclaimer: Before you read this, a few things. I am a Republican. Have been my entire life. Never voted Democrat. Not once. I even voted for Trump in 2016. He was decent back then. This is not a partisan hit piece. I am not a RINO because I do not support this ingrate monster anymore. I doubt most of you that intend on calling me a RINO can even spell the word ‘rhinoceros’ without screwing it up so your opinion doesn’t matter anyways.

With that said:

Donald Trump is not now, and has never been, a Republican or even a politician for that matter. He is a spoiled rotten pervert billionaire whose name appears over ONE MILLION TIMES in the Epstein files. If you think that’s some sort of 4D 5D 6D or DDD-tits level plan to “bust the pedos and drain the swamp,” close this tab. If you think Trump was sent by Jesus to save America, close this tab. If you think Hitler was a good Christian, close this tab. If you enjoy the wholesale slaughter of children, close this tab. This article contains a lot of swearing because the President just announced the destruction of an entire civilization on social media and I am fresh out of polite ways to discuss it.

Everyone else, I’m sorry in advance.

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Question: How do you find out the world is ending in 2026?

Answer: You check your phone.

That is what happened to me today. I opened Truth Social and the President of the United States had posted: “A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.”

Just like that. The same energy as posting a used couch on Facebook Marketplace. “Destroying ancient civilization tonight, pickup only, no lowballers, I know what I have.”

He is talking about bombing Iran into the stone age. Every bridge. Every power plant. Every piece of infrastructure that keeps 90 million human beings alive. Erased. In one night.

Do you know what those 90 million people are doing RIGHT NOW while this piece of spray-tanned orange shit with a bad toupee types on his phone?

Their KIDS are holding hands. Children are forming human chains around bridges and power plants. Not because Iran is forcing them to be human shields (which is what Fox News will be telling you by tonight). Because they are the CITIZENS of a nation that was just told it’s going to be wiped off the fucking map and the only thing they have to fight back with is their bodies. Kids. Holding hands. Around concrete.

So that a game show host can install a Rothschild-controlled central bank and take control of the Middle East because we are going to run out of oil in the next 20 years because stupid fucking Americans wanted to drive around in giant SUVs and pickup trucks for the last century to make up for the fact that they have 3 inch dicks.

(You’ve seen the lifted F-350 in the Walmart parking lot. You’ve seen the man who climbs out of it. You ladies know I am ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY right about this.)

I am so fucking sick of people at this point. The violence. The war. The liars. The idiots. I understand now why God sent the Flood. I used to read Genesis 6 and think “that seems extreme.” I don’t think that anymore. Because 95% of mankind is literal fucking garbage that enjoys watching other people suffer because they are EVIL AT HEART.

How do you destroy an entire civilization in FOUR HOURS? Iran isn’t a studio apartment. It’s 636,000 square miles with thousands of years of history that predates America by roughly all of recorded civilization. You don’t flatten that overnight with cruise missiles and a positive attitude.

So how do you do it?

Jesus has the answer: NUCLEAR WEAPONS…

That’s how. That is the ONLY way you destroy a civilization in four hours. Or, for those of you who are so cosmically stupid that you think nuclear power plants are real but somehow nuclear bombs are fake (these people exist, they vote, and they are allowed to operate motor vehicles, which tells you everything you need to know about this country), thermobaric dirty bombs would get you to the same place. It doesn’t matter what science is causing the massive fucking explosion. The result is identical. Look up Hiroshima. Look up Nagasaki. People had their SHADOWS burned into concrete. The flash was so intense that human beings were vaporized and the only evidence they ever existed was a dark stain on the sidewalk. Their shadow. Burned into the ground forever. That is what “a whole civilization will die tonight” looks like when you take it off a screen.

I did not vote for this man to start wars. My parents voted for him this time around because he promised no new wars, to make America a great country again. They just retired. Now they’re constantly terrified of losing everything they worked for because their healthcare got gutted so insurance companies could squeeze out another quarter of profit. They trusted this man.

We trusted this man…

This guy cares about three things:

1. Money.

2. Power.

3. Screwing teenage girls.

That’s the list. There is no secret plan. There is no 5D chess. There is a narcissist who spent more time on Epstein’s island than most people spend on vacation, doing what narcissists do, which is burn everything around them to the ground and then blame you for the fire.

And if you are STILL convinced that Donald Trump is the good guy sent by Jesus to save America, kill yourself.

I’m going out and buying a bottle of whiskey, getting shitted, and playing video games all fucking day in case this is the last day the world isn’t a smoldering ash heap. Because if Trump destroys Iran, this does not end with Iran. This triggers a world war between the West and Islam. I don’t know how many of you are aware of this, but there are MILLIONS of Muslims in the United States who will DIE for their beliefs, and they are a lot more vicious than you are. You think your AR-15 and your Punisher skull bumper sticker makes you tough? These people have been fighting wars for a thousand years. You have been fighting traffic on the way to McDonalds.

Fuck all of this. Fuck Washington. Fuck Trump.

Help keep the Wise Wolf howling… or don’t. I don’t care anymore.

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I’m not putting a paid subscriber pitch on this one. If we’re all going to be in a world war by tomorrow morning I’m not going to spend my last night of peace begging for money. I’m buying a bottle of whiskey, getting shitted, and playing video games until the sky lights up or I pass out, whichever comes first. So much for meeting Jesus sober.