Ladies and Gentlemen: Welcome to the Greatest 'Magic' Shit Show on Earth

Right when Trump’s Epstein links were getting scrutiny—enter Russiagate.

The magician steps onto the stage, adjusts his top hat, and grins at the mesmerized audience.

"For my next trick, I'm going to make the biggest scandal in American history completely disappear before your very eyes. Watch closely—but not too closely—as I perform the ancient art of misdirection on an entire nation."

The Setup: "Behold, the Epstein Files!"