"Writing is researching a topic until you want to scream, drafting 2,000 words, reading them back, realizing they’re garbage, deleting everything, and starting over while questioning every life decision that led you to this moment"
As someone who did freelance technical writing, this hit home.
An associate sitting in a dimly lit coffin sent an email with an ironically attached magic amulet: "Hey Jeffrey, look at this. This one is my absolute best discovery from the freezing winters of Ukraine! Her name is Tom Hanks, she enjoys acting, and she is currently 33 years old. She says her favorite food is hot dogs. I will definitely meet up with her when I am traveling through The Burbs next month in my private pentagram.
I love your writing. Its always thought provoking and sometimes really very funny. But always deep. Wish I could afford to send you something. But I too am broke. Keep writing. Rox
Wise Wolf, you write better sick than most people (and all Trumpers) do when well! And "Sad Libs" is even funnier and more witty! Keep on coughin', if that's what it takes to motivate you!
Of course I remember Mad Libs, and there are 6 of them sitting within arm’s reach in my bathroom at this very moment! Mostly filled in with conjugations of 4-letter words you know well.
That is why you are supposed to use silly stuff. It helps lessen the impact of the reality but at the same time forces someone to confront the fact that this entire situation has been minimized to the point that it's a joke. THAT is the reason I made this. It is social commentary disguised as a game.
"Writing is researching a topic until you want to scream, drafting 2,000 words, reading them back, realizing they’re garbage, deleting everything, and starting over while questioning every life decision that led you to this moment"
As someone who did freelance technical writing, this hit home.
I tried technical writing once.
once.
OMG you are inspired! This is Fantastic. And actually really fucking funny. Thank you.
Feel free to share it!
I love this guy 🤣🤣🤣
Yes! Mad Libs was the bomb!
Took a shot at the Lithuanian Email. Here goes:
An associate sitting in a dimly lit coffin sent an email with an ironically attached magic amulet: "Hey Jeffrey, look at this. This one is my absolute best discovery from the freezing winters of Ukraine! Her name is Tom Hanks, she enjoys acting, and she is currently 33 years old. She says her favorite food is hot dogs. I will definitely meet up with her when I am traveling through The Burbs next month in my private pentagram.
The Burbs was a cool movie. Sucks knowing that it's probably based on things Hanks has done himself.
I plugged this on Stocktwits on the $DJT ticker LOL
Here's 130 names to play your game with courtesy of:
RYAN DAWSON
RYAN DAWSON'S ANTI-NEOCON
Thursday, February 12, 2026
Adriana Ross
Alan Dershowitz
Alan Greenberg
Albert Bryan (Governor)
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
Arie Scher
Ariane de Rothschild
Arnold Prosperi
Barnaby Marsh
Barry Krischer
Bill Clinton (President)
Bill Gates
Bill Richardson (Governor)
Børge Brende
Boris Nikolic
Brad Karp
Brett Ratner
Casey Wasserman
Cecile de Jongh
Charles Bronfman
Claude Haddad
Conrad Black
Daniel Siad (more a Brunel guy)
Darren Indyke
David Cooperfield
David Roland
David Ross
Donald Trump (president)
Doug Leese
Edgar Bronfman
Ehud Barak (Prime Minister)
Ehud Olmert (Prime Minister)
Eva Dubin
Gardner P Dunnan
George Michael (senator)
George Steinberg
Ghislaine Maxwell
Glenn Dubin
Graydon Cater
Harvey Weinstein
Henry Kissinger
Hillary Clinton (sec of state)
Howard Lutnik
Isaac Herzog (President)
Jack Lang
James Cayne
James R Burrit
James Staley
Jamie Dimon
Jean Luc Brunel
Jeffery Schantz
Jennifer Gaffney
Jide Zeitlin
Joanna Rubinstein
John de Jongh (Governor)
John Duffy
Joi Ito
Josh Cooper Ramo
Justin Nelson
Katheryn Rummler
Kenneth Mapp (Governor)
Kevin Spacey
Kimberly Foley
King Frederik X
Larry Page
Larry Summers
Lawrence Krauss
Leon Black
Leon Botstein
Leonic Leonov
Lesley Groff
Les Wexner
Louis Ranieri
Marc Rich
Marc Rowan
Maria Drokova
Martin Nowak
Mary Erdoes
Marvin Minsky
Melianie Walker
Mette-Marit (Princess)
Michael Steinhardt
Michael Wolf
Miroslav Lajčák
Mohammed bin Salman (crown prince)
Mort Zuckerman
Moshe Katsav (President)
Nadia Maricinkova
Nathon Myhrvold
Nicola Caputo
Noam Chomsky
Paul Tudor Jones
Peter Attia
Peter Cohen
Peter Mandelson
Peter Thiel
Pincus Green
Prince Laurent of Belgium
Princess Sofia of Sweden
Raafat Al-Sabbagh
Reid Hoffman
Reid Weingarten
Richard Branson
Richard Khan
Richard Strauss
Robert Kraft
Robert Rubin
Robert Schottenstein
Ronald Perlman
Salvatore Nuara
Sarah Ferguson
Sarah Kellen
Sergey Belyakov
Sergey Brin
Shimon Peres (Prime Minister)
Stacey Plaskett
Steve Bannon
Steven Hoffenberg
Steve Tisch
Stoy Cowles
Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem
Tancredi Marchiolo
Terje Rod Larsen
Thomas H Lee
Tom Pritzker
Tony Blair (Prime Minister)
Vincent Frazer
William Burns (Sec of State and CIA director)
Woody Allen
Zurab Mikeladze
I love your writing. Its always thought provoking and sometimes really very funny. But always deep. Wish I could afford to send you something. But I too am broke. Keep writing. Rox
Wise Wolf, you write better sick than most people (and all Trumpers) do when well! And "Sad Libs" is even funnier and more witty! Keep on coughin', if that's what it takes to motivate you!
Your TDS is showing Sweetie.
Hope you are on the mend and feeling better
Such a great idea! How you did this at your parents’ home with bronchitis is superhuman!
Noise-canceling headphones are the key.
Of course I remember Mad Libs, and there are 6 of them sitting within arm’s reach in my bathroom at this very moment! Mostly filled in with conjugations of 4-letter words you know well.
I can’t wait to play your game!
I was cleaning out my old desk yesterday and found 2 Mad Libs books. Totally enjoyed your version!
Consider it shared!
I did one but only heard a few words of it.
I just like to watch;-).
That is why you are supposed to use silly stuff. It helps lessen the impact of the reality but at the same time forces someone to confront the fact that this entire situation has been minimized to the point that it's a joke. THAT is the reason I made this. It is social commentary disguised as a game.