The Tax-Exempt, Satanic Space Opera: A Deep Dive Into That One Religion Started By A Sci-Fi Writer That Definitely Won’t Sue Me

How Satanic Cults Hide in Plain Sight

Disclaimer: The following article discusses a certain organization that rhymes with “Lie-N-Tology” founded by a gentleman whose name sounds suspiciously like “El Ron Cupboard” Any similarities to actual religions, living or dead, are purely coincidental. Also, their lawyers are watching. Hi, lawyers!

Let me tell you about the single greatest con job in modern religious history, a Babylonian witchcraft lodge so brilliantly disguised as a campy space opera that Christians have been laughing at it for seventy years while it operates in plain sight. We’re talking about “Lie-n-tology,” the brainchild of “El Ron Cupboard,” a failed sci-fi writer who performed sex magic rituals with Aleister Crowley disciples to summon the Whore of Babylon and then decided to monetize the demons that showed up.

The organization charges celebrities like “Ron Cruise,” “Juan Travolta,” and “Lizabeth Moss” hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn that 75 million years ago an evil space emperor named Xenu flew bil…