There’s a Blood Moon This Week and I’m Trying Not to Be Weird About It

My boss thinks royalty are vampires and honestly I can’t prove him wrong.

So there’s a total lunar eclipse happening this Tuesday, which means we get a blood moon, which means I have to sit through another forty-five minute encrypted video call where Wolf explains to me why this is definitely connected to ancient Babylonian demon worship and also possibly vampires.

I love my job. I really do.

For those of you who don’t spend your Tuesday evenings on dark web communication channels discussing the metaphysical implications of lunar phenomena with a man who has been sued for $33 million by Microsoft (seriously, this happened), let me catch you up…

A blood moon happens when the Earth passes between the sun and the moon, casting a shadow that turns the moon a deep coppery red. It’s beautiful, actually. Very romantic if you’re into that sort of thing. Also, according to multiple religious traditions and my increasingly concerned boss, it might signal the end of human civilization as we know it.

But probably not. Probably it’s fine.

Probably.

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