Venezuelan Fentanyl: Speedboats Can't Cross Open Ocean and Other Lies They're Hoping You Won't Notice

Or: 'How Every Country Without a Western Bank Eventually Gets Liberated'

I think the American people are grown enough for the truth at this point. Trump should have just walked up to that podium and said "We want their oil and we're going to take it." instead of all this psy-op nonsense about speedboats full of fentanyl. Just say it. We can handle it. Well, most of us can…

They’re not even trying to hide it anymore - because they don’t have to.

Yesterday the United States of America kidnapped the president of Venezuela.

I’m not using dramatic language for effect. That is what happened. Our military flew into a sovereign nation in violation of dozens of treaties, bombed their capital, kidnapped their leader and his wife out of their bedroom, threw them on a warship, and hauled them to New York to face charges that materialized out of thin air.

The official story is fentanyl. Speedboats full of drugs. Narco-terrorism. Maduro the drug kingpin.

And then Trump walked up to the podium at Mar-a-Lago and started talking about oil.

“We’re going to have our very large Uni…