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Bruce J Kellogg's avatar

Because of the world we live in I did not realize this was satire at first. It is just to close to our present reality.

Health Lyceum's avatar

Neither did I; it is just too close to my profession- colon-hydrotherapy. I was ready to argue that AI will never be able to 'read stool'......

Desert Researcher's avatar

Literally LMAO, pun intended…🤣. And you caught me again, eating while reading your article 😳☕️(Note to self: I have to stop reading articles first thing in the morning while I’m eating my breakfast.)

Hilda Page's avatar

Desert, you literally took the words right out of my mouth! (Only I never eat reading WW!)

Desert Researcher's avatar

Good idea I should do the same before I read WW first thing in the morning.

Mary's avatar

No male butts? You sexist?

Hilda Page's avatar

Mary, they couldn't find any large enough!

Wayne Burden's avatar

I’m sorry, butt I can’t take this seriously… 😳

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

lol i would hope not considering its satire

edit: oh wait duh lol i just saw how you spelled ‘butt’ lol

Wayne Burden's avatar

Sometimes I have a very dry sense of humor…

Lana Gridley's avatar

Thanks for the laughs! Very rare these days, you got me on the Ryan Reynolds reference.

Sri (σοφία)'s avatar

Every day we stray further away from God

Hilda Page's avatar

Sri, everyday we make a choice, go deeper into Him, or choose ourselves (and others) instead.

Samuel's avatar

Holy shit!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Eternitybound's avatar

🤣he’s giving them ideas!!

denise ward's avatar

That is hilarious. I thought it was real till I read the end. It does go to show how cockeyed everything is. A big welcome to Michael! This is going to be a fun collaboration I can tell. And congrats to you Wolf for finding him. Let's all get together now!

Desert Researcher's avatar

Forgot to thank you, Michael as well for the laughs😂 Thank you! I stopped halfway through the article to check on excreta, and their stock prices online….LOL

Valerie Collins's avatar

Hilarious! But yes, more male butts would be cool.

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

lol if i had let lily make the images it would have been ALL male butts probably

Desert Researcher's avatar

Lily, we need you! But please, no male butts first thing in the morning. 😳☕️

Hilda Page's avatar

And no hairy ones, preferably!

lymber55's avatar

This article has given a whole new meaning to LMAO !

Gonna Try's avatar

What in the actual Hell did I just read? I will never get those 2.5 minutes, back you know. 🤣

Pantomime World's avatar

I was dismayed to realise this was satire. I was looking forward to the leaking of colonic data of the Silicone Valley crowd having heard about their antics. It would have dwarfed the Epstein Files, I'll wager.

Alex Cioranic's avatar

I deeply envy Lily, dear Wise Wolf. I watched the first 15 minutes of the first episode of The Kardashians and then had to relearn how to speak, potty, hold an utensil and clean myself. I'll never get back those 15 minutes.

Sandra's avatar

If you can convince Kim Kardashian, it would get them to market quicker. Add Niki and their two asses could perform like an Amazon distribution center. Let me know when it's offered as an IPO...I'm in.

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

i might be able to put in a word with the beta testing dept and get you one for yourself… ;) lol

Sandra's avatar

Let me know when it's out of Beta. It might give me some good stock tips...although...considering where that info would be coming from...

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

pretty big tip lol