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Vic's avatar

I just posted it on X. See how much hate I get in return. 😊

J. Lee Austin's avatar

Ha ha, God-Emperor ... or as I like to call him, The Golden Hairball.

Thanks for the great satire, Wolfie.

~~ Doc

JC's avatar

Cutting-edge reporting! Chainsword edge, specifically.

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

hahahahaha im so glad some people get this. i was worried none of my readers are 40k nerds like me.

JC's avatar

Do one about Elon contacting the Necrons beneath the Nevada desert with a deal on modular nuclear reactors and additional AI datacenters.

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

hahahah i just might!

Milret2's avatar

Yeah … any human that can make a boring machine can be right up there with the Elon creature.

Milret2's avatar

You just might want to be a great science fiction writer … if you are not already such. However you are wise in many ways as most wolves are.

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

first paid writing gig i ever had was a science fiction short story in high school. i wish i had stuck with writing instead of getting into web development. id be famous by now.

Garfield's avatar

WW, you should consider writing a (Sci-Fi) book. You have a gifted way with words and an amazing imagination...I would buy your book! But you better giddy-up, as time is short.

Rosa Maria's avatar

More than one gig? With your drawing abilities? You even could make graphic novels (for adults) with the truth, like in the videos you made.

Phil M.'s avatar

Science fiction that's not fiction. Trick them into seeing.....😎

Jose Gonzales Ortego's avatar

This is akin to the moment when someone goes to clean their shotgun, looks down the barrel to ensure there is no debris plugging the hole and accidentally pulls the trigger at the same time while forgetting that the gun is loaded. After blowing his brains out he proceeds to write an article that borders on the fringes of: "I look forward to wearing a freshly pressed white coat" and "Please, God. No more drugs." 😁

Lynette Devries's avatar

Trump was recently quoted saying, They should execute suicide bombers.

Hannah Keene's avatar

Brilliant satire! Thanks for the laugh.

Ron's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

Lymeland's avatar

Definitely needs to become a book. Maybe a movie. We need this now more than ever. Please also include the underground facilities into this. If we don't laugh we'll cry and I'd rather have laugh lines. :)

Phil M.'s avatar

I started to call fake news because the Orks did not kill anybody. But then, they did not disappoint. Theere's plenty of replacements for fox news anyway.

Donna Oliveira's avatar

Thank goodness you’re on top of all these negotiations.

Someone looking out for our best interests needs to babysit, God Emperor, so he doesn’t trade our world for a “nice boat” filled with gold leaf. Enough to replace the world’s supply that he foolishly squandered on tackying out our White House.

Tbaze's avatar

Whaaaaaaaght? Orks, Aeldarians, Klingons, they’re all the same when you have a leader like ours. Me thinking a brokered peace deal is a done deal! Now pass me the salt.

The Mick's avatar

“Ever get the feeling most have transitioned into the “marvel” meta universe, and just not told you….”

“Another memo missed, ah well..”

Karen Grimes's avatar

Insanity, I think

FRANCIS RIDAD's avatar

Are you for real? Can the “aliens” help us with the “jab”? With the “war”? With top level “grifting”? With the “apestain philes”? No. Just a distraction. Might as well talk about qanon. Hey, trust the plan.

Desert Researcher's avatar

I’m not holding my breath about a peace treaty with Iran ever being completed. It’s on again off again I would have to say is up at 39, 40 times now according to news reports. The probability of a peace treaty is much higher with the Aeldari. That Ork Warboss Bludcrumpa dude literally reminds me of a guy I dated long ago in the film industry. Our dates were always consisting of watching slasher films he chose each time. I became so desensitized. I’m serious. His goal was to star in a slasher film. Many, many years later, long after we parted ways I actually stumbled across a film he stared in playing a serial rapist and serial killer, “Alive or Dead.” Honestly, he looks just like Ork Warboss Bludcrumpa, minus the green skin. My mom always said I dated losers. Thanks for bringing back that memory to me Wise Wolf…uh not.😫

Shawna Gamble's avatar

The fact that I was 1/3 of the way in before I was SURE this was satire says sooooo much .... way to go 😂