first paid writing gig i ever had was a science fiction short story in high school. i wish i had stuck with writing instead of getting into web development. id be famous by now.
WW, you should consider writing a (Sci-Fi) book. You have a gifted way with words and an amazing imagination...I would buy your book! But you better giddy-up, as time is short.
This is akin to the moment when someone goes to clean their shotgun, looks down the barrel to ensure there is no debris plugging the hole and accidentally pulls the trigger at the same time while forgetting that the gun is loaded. After blowing his brains out he proceeds to write an article that borders on the fringes of: "I look forward to wearing a freshly pressed white coat" and "Please, God. No more drugs." 😁
Definitely needs to become a book. Maybe a movie. We need this now more than ever. Please also include the underground facilities into this. If we don't laugh we'll cry and I'd rather have laugh lines. :)
I started to call fake news because the Orks did not kill anybody. But then, they did not disappoint. Theere's plenty of replacements for fox news anyway.
Thank goodness you’re on top of all these negotiations.
Someone looking out for our best interests needs to babysit, God Emperor, so he doesn’t trade our world for a “nice boat” filled with gold leaf. Enough to replace the world’s supply that he foolishly squandered on tackying out our White House.
Whaaaaaaaght? Orks, Aeldarians, Klingons, they’re all the same when you have a leader like ours. Me thinking a brokered peace deal is a done deal! Now pass me the salt.
Are you for real? Can the “aliens” help us with the “jab”? With the “war”? With top level “grifting”? With the “apestain philes”? No. Just a distraction. Might as well talk about qanon. Hey, trust the plan.
I’m not holding my breath about a peace treaty with Iran ever being completed. It’s on again off again I would have to say is up at 39, 40 times now according to news reports. The probability of a peace treaty is much higher with the Aeldari. That Ork Warboss Bludcrumpa dude literally reminds me of a guy I dated long ago in the film industry. Our dates were always consisting of watching slasher films he chose each time. I became so desensitized. I’m serious. His goal was to star in a slasher film. Many, many years later, long after we parted ways I actually stumbled across a film he stared in playing a serial rapist and serial killer, “Alive or Dead.” Honestly, he looks just like Ork Warboss Bludcrumpa, minus the green skin. My mom always said I dated losers. Thanks for bringing back that memory to me Wise Wolf…uh not.😫
I just posted it on X. See how much hate I get in return. 😊
Ha ha, God-Emperor ... or as I like to call him, The Golden Hairball.
Thanks for the great satire, Wolfie.
~~ Doc
Cutting-edge reporting! Chainsword edge, specifically.
hahahahaha im so glad some people get this. i was worried none of my readers are 40k nerds like me.
Do one about Elon contacting the Necrons beneath the Nevada desert with a deal on modular nuclear reactors and additional AI datacenters.
hahahah i just might!
Yeah … any human that can make a boring machine can be right up there with the Elon creature.
You just might want to be a great science fiction writer … if you are not already such. However you are wise in many ways as most wolves are.
first paid writing gig i ever had was a science fiction short story in high school. i wish i had stuck with writing instead of getting into web development. id be famous by now.
WW, you should consider writing a (Sci-Fi) book. You have a gifted way with words and an amazing imagination...I would buy your book! But you better giddy-up, as time is short.
More than one gig? With your drawing abilities? You even could make graphic novels (for adults) with the truth, like in the videos you made.
Science fiction that's not fiction. Trick them into seeing.....😎
This is akin to the moment when someone goes to clean their shotgun, looks down the barrel to ensure there is no debris plugging the hole and accidentally pulls the trigger at the same time while forgetting that the gun is loaded. After blowing his brains out he proceeds to write an article that borders on the fringes of: "I look forward to wearing a freshly pressed white coat" and "Please, God. No more drugs." 😁
Trump was recently quoted saying, They should execute suicide bombers.
Brilliant satire! Thanks for the laugh.
🤣🤣🤣
Definitely needs to become a book. Maybe a movie. We need this now more than ever. Please also include the underground facilities into this. If we don't laugh we'll cry and I'd rather have laugh lines. :)
I started to call fake news because the Orks did not kill anybody. But then, they did not disappoint. Theere's plenty of replacements for fox news anyway.
Thank goodness you’re on top of all these negotiations.
Someone looking out for our best interests needs to babysit, God Emperor, so he doesn’t trade our world for a “nice boat” filled with gold leaf. Enough to replace the world’s supply that he foolishly squandered on tackying out our White House.
Whaaaaaaaght? Orks, Aeldarians, Klingons, they’re all the same when you have a leader like ours. Me thinking a brokered peace deal is a done deal! Now pass me the salt.
“Ever get the feeling most have transitioned into the “marvel” meta universe, and just not told you….”
“Another memo missed, ah well..”
Insanity, I think
Are you for real? Can the “aliens” help us with the “jab”? With the “war”? With top level “grifting”? With the “apestain philes”? No. Just a distraction. Might as well talk about qanon. Hey, trust the plan.
I’m not holding my breath about a peace treaty with Iran ever being completed. It’s on again off again I would have to say is up at 39, 40 times now according to news reports. The probability of a peace treaty is much higher with the Aeldari. That Ork Warboss Bludcrumpa dude literally reminds me of a guy I dated long ago in the film industry. Our dates were always consisting of watching slasher films he chose each time. I became so desensitized. I’m serious. His goal was to star in a slasher film. Many, many years later, long after we parted ways I actually stumbled across a film he stared in playing a serial rapist and serial killer, “Alive or Dead.” Honestly, he looks just like Ork Warboss Bludcrumpa, minus the green skin. My mom always said I dated losers. Thanks for bringing back that memory to me Wise Wolf…uh not.😫
The fact that I was 1/3 of the way in before I was SURE this was satire says sooooo much .... way to go 😂