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🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

Look, just subscribe to Daniel Piper. Funniest British humor since Fawlty Towers. That's it. That's the pitch.

elie lichtschein 👽🛹's avatar

done and done. good pitch

Gabrielle Marie Kozak's avatar

i read to 'realised' and can confirm the british

Desert Researcher's avatar

“I am a social vegan. I avoid meet.” — Daniel Piper. LOL!😂 Me too!

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

lol yeah that is one of the best lines he has

Pastor Mike's avatar

And here I come looking for actual Cat Memes to swipe. Only to find ... Alas ... There are none here. 😭🙀

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

this is far better lol

Pastor Mike's avatar

Yeah ... I'll probably read it when my eyes wake up and I stop seeing double. (for the mean time, goes back to 5Mind for actual memes 🤣)

Anita's avatar

I am English - I approve! This made me both snigger and laugh 😆. Subscribed...

prentice h dawkins's avatar

Piper is good!

Ron Panzer's avatar

very seriously hilarious

gerkenstein's avatar

Hilarious

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

he really is one of the best humorists out there right now

Tarn - mutual eye-rolling's avatar

Thank you for the free sample.

Self deprecating humour is okay with me.

I've subscribed to the free option so let's see what happens in the fullness of time.

shamanic depression's avatar

Oh yeah, this shit is gold--as they say in Jodorowsky's Holy Mountain

Science is Political 2.0's avatar

your writing.. it is highly compelling. :) and the memes/ photo are so good I had to stop myself from taking the first one. I need to finish packing

so I will be leaving tomorrow

and I will be back in a little while :) and I can barely use my smartphone.

I don't want to say much on line other than I am going to Sunny Florida and I have been looking forward to hopping into a CHLORINATED POOL OF WATER AND SLATHERING TONS OF SPF 50 on.. reading poolside :) and I had my swim fins sent down there :) so I can travel with NO CHECKED bag to hang around the turnstile :) The Brits do have very dry humor I don't want to say ANYTHING right now.:) SEE YA :) take care. Have a great HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

eggs and bacon 2/7 right?

Desert Researcher's avatar

I like Daniel’s style! Funny, I just posted my quote of the day here on Substack before I came here to read your article WW, it fits his style: “Think well. Speak well. Do well. These three things, through the mercy of God, will make a man go to heaven.” - St. Camillus.

Beverly Bailey's avatar

I enjoy your writing more Wise Wolf.

Daniel Piper's avatar

Shocking and appalling.

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

Yeah. Did a double take on that one myself. lol

Beverly Bailey's avatar

That was my first comment on The Wise Wolf and it will be my last.

🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

lol im just saying im shocked you think im a better writer is all

Jose Gonzales Ortego's avatar

Based on the title of the article I opened it looking forward to some really hilarious cat memes. Alas you have once again disappointed your most loyal reader (singular) and as such I have no other option but to unsubscribe from your newsletter. I realize that it will take you a moment to get over this earth shattering loss and that most likely you will experience the five stages of grief: 'denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance.' While I hate to see a grown man cry that's what happens when you bait your only loyal reader with a football then just as quickly yank it away when he goes to kick it. I wish you all the best success and may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your bed for all eternity if you ever do that again. 😁

Kulgan's avatar

Thanks for the laughs, sometimes important in this crazy reality.

Glynn Kegley's avatar

Shouldn’t it be the wise wolf read someone’s smarter than he is for once? Rather than him.