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🐺The Wise Wolf's avatar

Lily, if I were 30 again, I’d be down on one knee asking you to marry me. Articles like this make me glad I’m paying you way more than I should just to have you contributing. This is hilarious.

Lily-Rose Dawson's avatar

Why can't you propose now? You aren’t THAT much older… than my DAD! 💀😭 get wrecked lmao

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Jun 21, 2025
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Lily-Rose Dawson's avatar

yeah i agree. my generation completely lacks the moral fiber to even realize they’re being brainwashed by a satanic media empire spoon-feeding them filth to rot their souls. i saw it when i was 15 — all the girls suddenly chasing black guys and acting like white men were TRASH. now? most of them are single moms with half-black kids, on welfare, trying to crawl back to the white dudes they left to go get passed around by drug dealers living out their Tinder gang bang fantasies. it’s gross.

i’m no saint, i mean i’ve ‘explored’ too but not like that… my parents raised me with a shred of decency and a Christian spine. i can’t even count how many times i’ve had to shove through a crowd of woke zombies with GPAs lower than the temperature on a february morning in minnesota — people who shouldn’t even be in college but get to play pretend revolutionary thanks to student loans and welfare handouts. they don’t work, they don’t study, they just cosplay as antifa and BLM activists full-time.

the last BLM rally here? more white kids than black ones, screeching like possessed NPCs while sipping 12 dollar starbuck’s lattes. only people on this campus with any brain cells left are the Orthodox Hebrew Israelis and the five or six Christians who haven’t lost their grip. sucks that every good journalism program is buried in a liberal arts university hellhole — but whatever. one day i’m gonna be big enough to redpill the masses and maybe save a few souls.

oh and btw… black lace. victoria’s secret. thought you’d enjoy that mental image, ‘daddy’ 😉

Lesley's avatar

Thank You so much for such a well written, truely laugh out loud piece. There wasn't a faction of the hideously obnoxious woke agendas that you missed with this brilliant hit piece.

Such facinating and exciting talent from one still so young. I only just discovered you about 30 mins ago and already I'm a big fan 😁👍 Praise indeed from a cynical 66 yr old Nanna from South London, UK.

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I will make sure to tell Lily! I am sure she appreciates it!