What Ancient Romans Knew About Politics That (Most of) Today's 'Republicans & Democrats' Are Too Stupid to Recognize

While You're Screaming About Borders and Drag Queens, They're Stealing Your Future

Republicans are having nervous breakdowns because a biological male won a high school swimming trophy, convinced this single event signals the apocalypse of Western civilization. They're stockpiling guns and banning books while their own party leaders quietly invest in the same ESG funds they publicly condemn.

Democrats are having psychotic episodes because someone used the wrong pronoun at a coffee shop, genuinely believing that misgendering is equivalent to genocide. They're defunding police while hiring private security, screaming about fascism while censoring anyone who disagrees with their latest orthodoxy.

Both sides are literally foaming at the mouth, ready to destroy friendships, marriages, and America itself over whether children should learn about gender identity in kindergarten or whether biological sex is real.

Republicans: "They're grooming our kids and destroying America with their woke mind virus!"

Democrats: "They're literal Nazis trying to genocide trans people and establ…